(via dexterthings)
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
(via hopelessheroine)
A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via tonystaarks)
Television:
In the criminal justice system--
Me:
SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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Welcome to the Supernatural world, Ms. Gilbert.
(Source: -kunis, via bloody-voldy)
raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by glee
(via fuinn-mongron-lovatic)
I just read “The Carrot and Jack.” Fan fiction….
missmayihaveanandyglassofwater:
THEY FUCKING ATE JACK.
THEY PUT HIM IN A BURTTITO
AND ATE HIM.
(Source: dean--bean)
